Man, it's been a long night.  Some days I just want to quit my job and go live in the mountains somewhere, in a cave.  It's rough working the night shift, because you lose touch with a lot of different parts of your life.  I can't imagine what people did before the Internet - at least this way I can catch up on email and stuff.  It sucks though, because I've been sitting here waiting for replies to some emails - it's hard to flirt with women via email, because if they dont answer in a day or two you wonder 'did I say something horrible, or is she no longer interested?'

In the same vein about things that suck, I gave myself a haircut yesterday and missed a spot on the back of my head.  This is the first time I've missed a spot, and everything else looks fine, but.... its just been bugging me all night.  And it didnt help that someone laughed at me because of it - I mean damn, what about people makes us laugh at others misfortunes?  I know I do it, but truthfully I have no excuse because I'm just an evil evil bastard.  I'm surprised I don't eat puppies or something equally horrible.