Does anyone even know what a hurdy-gurdy man is?  Besides me, I mean.  I laugh, but its not as funny if you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.  Ooh, dirty word.  Sweet.  Anyway, hurdy-gurdy.  Its a weird looking instrument - you can read about it here, if you really care. But really, this picture says it all:

That's right, a man with a monkey!

Satisfying my monkey obsession,
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