Thunder ~ 29% Water ~ 74% Wind ~ 51% Earth ~ 70% Fire ~

Change the street change the decade Still the longing's left inside... Your colours are the light blue of the sky and its exact opposite, the fiery crimson. You are likely energetic, ambitious, inquisitive and honest. However, you may sometimes appear insensitive or restless. You could try wearing a Jasper that inspires compassion and tranquillity, or a Peridot that relives irritation and inspires comfort and thus bring you a bit closer to harmony. In detail: Your Ground Chakra, which is associated with the element of fire and represents our basic desires and driving force, and your Throat Chakra, which is associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate, are predominant. Your Creative Chakra, which is associated with the element of earth and represents our need to preserve and grow, and your Heart Chakra, which is associated with the element of water and represents our sense of love and compassion are not quite as prominent.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on water You scored higher than 47% on wind You scored higher than 23% on earth You scored higher than 58% on fire

Link: The Elemental Balance Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid

According to our research, you'll be dead by

July 2054 at age 76

- probable cause -

cancer

YOU DIE:  75.8 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN:	72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

It's a pic I took at an old cemetery - I am slowly trying to become an amateur photographer, so when I get a random chance to take some artsy photos, I go for it.  Tell me what you think...

According to the Death Test I took:


According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2006 at age 28

- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE:  27.5 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN:	72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have less health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE? 56% heart attack 24% ulcers/bowel toughness 13% overdose 5% drowning of the lungs 2% wounds You have 365.2 days left on this earth. You've already lived 96% of your life.

Current Mood: Amused

Watching the news normally makes me slightly irritated. The silly content and horrible repitition of anything remotely newsworthy usually upsets me. Imagine my surprise when, while viewing the latest 'update' where news crews camp outside the vatican and talk endlessly about the smoke and the cardinals and all that crap, that I started cracking up. Anyway, here are my suggestions:

1) Have the papal election...... American Idol style!!! You get a group of cardinals and have them audition - they get up onstage and give sermons, they get graded... all the usual AI stuff, but with a religious bent. They even have to make up and memorize their own sermons, none of that just-reading-from-the-bible stuff. And, at the end of every episode, you call a special toll-free number and vote for your favorite pope. "Press 1 for Cardinal Santiago...."

2) Have the papal candidates compete..... on Fear Factor! The cardinals are subjected to various tests, like having to bless a group of lepers underwater, or seeing how many babies they can baptize in 4 minutes. I think we could do it, but still keep it classy :)

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Hola.  Quién cortó el queso?  I like to speak different languages, but only when it suits me.  Did you know: I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

Wheeeeeeee......

I had some complaints that I walked away from my blog, and left some people without crap to read/kill time with.  Sooo, since I technically have free time some nights, I guess I will try to start again.  Let's see if I can rekindle the burning flame of crazy from deep within my breast, and flood your senses with random images of depraved humor and insanity.  Ready for the trip?  Make sure to keep your hands and elbows in the car at all times.

1)  I hate weathermen.  I think if I go postal and stalk the corridors with my 'Little Rambo facepaint kit' applied and my crudely constructed bow made out of toilet tubes, tree branches and shoe strings (with arrows made from plungers), weathermen will be my first target.  This is the second time they announced the second coming of the Snow Christ - 6-10 inches of snowy doom, fraught with ice, wind, and little evil leprechauns that are sometimes invisible to the naked eye.  I mean, as soon as that busted-ass colecovision they call dopler radar shows the slightest hint of snow, they go all Eva Braun on us and warn us to barricade our doors and stay inside to avoid the blizzard.  Personally, I think they're in the pocket of the bread, milk, and toilet paper companies.

2)  I can't believe I got in trouble for being too good in the sack.  What is this world coming too?  Apparently if you are a giver, you have an agenda.  Pretty soon I'm going to ban sex - apparently if a woman likes me and we have sex, she falls madly in love with me and ends up boiling my rabbit in a pot.  Thank god I don't have a rabbit, I couldn't take the stress.  Plus, I'm not really gonna give up sex, so that would basically be consigning my rabbit to an inevitable doom.  Dooooom!

3)  I'm moving soon.  More to come at a later time.

4)  Why is it when I'm out somewhere and I suddenly take off running, shouting "I'm Batman!" people give me weird looks?  Oh yeah buddy, I'm the weird one.  Sheesh.

Well, that's all I got for now.  Hope to see you soon,
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